stale chips, pennies, and a knife with some rancid sour cream.
q: did i accidentally take a nibble off of this spread?
hmmmm.........................................................
a: no.
you could have fooled me at 5 this morning into believing that indeed i had. my day was filled with many unpleasantries, but throwing up was not one of them (knock on wood). however, although i feel sick as a rabbit, i have a few things to be thankful for...
- nurse justin and dr. bunnels who have been very supportive in the gatorade, ginger ale, and water department. nurse justin provides the beverages and dr. bunnels believes that to be a good dr., she must make an effort to taste each one
- hulu (mtv's 16 and pregnant - catelynn and tyler are truly amazing teens that really stand out from the bunch. if i had some cash to throw around, which i don't i would give them scholarships to college).
- my mom's radar-mom ears that heard my pathetic text message at 5am while i was taking a bath, my remedy for all ailments
AND
- the story that i will be able to share at dinner parties for years to come describing my trip to the urgent care today
all in all, it was a day to remember. i hope my stomach stops tying itself into raging knots every few minutes, tomorrow.
Booooooo Hisssssssss...feel better soon!!
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