and the award goes to...

recipient of the "kaye t. shaddock" award (formerly the kaye t. pryor award)

please join me in congratulating justin bertin shaddock. mr. (dr. pending) shaddock received the kaye t. late this evening and was beyond joyful at the news. in fact, he peed his pants a little...just a drop. he is a two-time winner of this award.

shaddock has worked hard to earn this award. he has been a candidate under scrutiny for the past five years. mr. shaddock was found to be stellar in the following competencies:

- extreme kitchen mastery, specifically red sauce
- scholarly drive and persistence
- eye color
- fathering rabbit skills
- espresso froth designs
- callused fingers from guitar playing
- gentleness
- grocery store cart maneuvering
- pateience
- robust laughter

shaddock has been reported celebrating at home with wife and bunny.